July 6-8 | 6:00-9:00pm
So, you like competition, do ya?
Here's what we've got.
We've got this ball that's four feet in diameter. It's like a beach ball on steroids. This isn't your typical bump, set, spike; this is more like bump, set, SPLAT. Guys who go up to spike this ball get spiked back—drilled into the ground like a human golf-tee.
Then we've got basketball with the same four-foot ball. This is no five-on-five; it's more like 40-on-40, 50-on-50 all on the same court at the same time—maybe even more. This ball's so big, not even Lebron James could slam dunk this ball.
This has been nicknamed "America's Roughest Race" because in this race just about anything goes. If someone gets in your way, just give them a shove—they're not in your way anymore! It makes football look like synchronized swimming with your grandma.
This is Wendy's Frosty consistency mud, but it doesn't taste anything like it. What we typically recommend is to invite out your ex, put them on the other team, drag them through the mud—they'll come out looking like a Hershey's Kiss with eyeballs.
Each night will offer delicious food provided entirely by the sponsoring church. Won't cost you a dime!
Each night will feature different comedy routines designed to make you laugh and gross you out all at the same time.
In addition, each night will provide the opportunity to scream loud, be crazy, and have an awesome time!
Though most of the night is competition, at the conclusion of the night there will be a 30 minute message from the Bible to show you how you can find forgiveness of sins and eternal life through Jesus Christ!
